Jalgpallihuumor on ületamatu... Teiste õnnetuse üle naermine veel ületamatum. Ehk siis põhjakäinud Tottenham Hotspuri üle irvitamine on pop.
I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirt
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"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points."
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A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.
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What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox
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After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special".
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What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.
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Kellele jäi väheseks, siis siit saab lisa.
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