BBC iganädalasest kullafondist

Kui igav hakkab, siis kooberdan alati hetkeks BBC kodukale, spordirubriikia ja nädala tsitaatide nurka. Kui tsitaadid on kord nii ja kord naa, siis Inglismaa staadioniteadustajate parimad palad on alati head. Või mis?

"Number 15, Arnold (long pause)... let's just hope Arnold does not come on!"
Arsenal stadium announcer when confronted with the name Arnold Mvuemba as he read out the Portsmouth team.

"Number 13, Zurab Khizanishvili.....try saying that with a gobstopper in your mouth!"
Stadium announcer with the starting line-ups for Gillingham v Blackburn.

"Today's attendance, at the start of the match at least, was 8239."
PA announcer at Blackpool, after half the Coventry fans walked out upon going 3-0 down.

"Substitute for Sheffield Wednesday. Coming off number 23, Jermaine Johnson. Going on, number six, Tommy Mills ..... eventually."
Plymouth Argyle commentator during the Sheffield Wednesday match, with neither player seeming to be in a rush.

Aga ka treenerid annavad oma panuse...

"It's just the two of us. We'll probably ride out in the sunset together."
Sir Alex Ferguson on his relationship with Arsene Wenger.

Ja Berit's best of'i lõpetuseks viimase tsitaadiga sobiv pilt. Platini vist ihkaks olla ükskõik kus mujal, kui näoilme järgi hinnata.


:)